This Is Our Show

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

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vrvyv:

Thinkin Bout You     |    Frank Ocean 

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#MUSIC 

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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corphlsh:

I don’t know what sparked me to draw this 

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wevansly:

I am the tiredest tiger with the sorest feet in all the land.

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bden is cute as fuck [x]

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual:sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual:an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual:attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual:a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual:sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual:Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual:Never ending love of demi lovato
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