in elementary school this one girl in my class said “girls dont actually poop” and i went home and cried because i thought i was a boy
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This beautiful little girl had open heart surgery less than 24 hours before this photo was taken. When asked why she was up so quickly, she replied her Hello Kitty slippers make everything better.
Reblog to show how strong she is!
Note: This photo was published with permission from her mother.
AW I just want to hold her
awwww babyyyy :( shes so beautiful
This girl is my hero
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me and my neopet are one
i love how on tumblr you guys understand, but on facebook i got asked why the fuck i was still playing neopets
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
| me: | *laughs* |
|---|---|
| parents: | what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us |
MY PHONE IS BROKEN AND STUCK PN THIS HE L
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how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body
my laptop is over heating omg someone help
IM TRYING TO BLOW AIR ON IT TO COOL IT DOWN
my laptop is dying thIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SEXUAL
my laptop is over heating omg someone help
IM TRYING TO BLOW AIR ON IT TO COOL IT DOWN
my laptop is dying thIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SEXUAL
