"No sausages. There’s no pictures. Do you have a children’s menu?"
But imagine daddy Michael holding your baby as tigh as he could at the airport while he says goodbye to that little thing before going on tour for the first time since your baby was born. “I’m gonna miss you so much, daddy’s gonna be at home as soon as possible and he’s gonna miss you so much” Michael says while he kisses your daughter’s cheek and now im gonna go down the cliff to stumble for a while okay bYE
I always eat the lemon slices at restaurants and get so much shit for it. lemons are fucking delicious I don’t give a fuck. I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon without stopping. I’m invincible. get this 100 notes I’ll eat a whole peeled lemon
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
Yes good man I’ll have the brainstem with a side of skin please